1. Hey guys, have you heard of Trader Joe’s?? It’s awesome. I paid like half an avocado in Whole Foods dollars for a whole week of food.

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  2. I’m sorry Chris Paul, don’t expect anyone to listen to you during a presser when you bring your son. Didn’t even know you were there.

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  3. Apparently there isn’t a cleanse that is pure cookie based. I asked.

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  4. Anyone know of a good endocrinologist in Los Angeles, preferably on the east side?

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  5. http://ping.fm/yIKEy
    “I have a brother-in-law named Bobo but that’s another story.” Amazing Ted lecture.

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  6. Antrel Rolle, on the Giants’ strategy for Sunday: “Win, win, win.” Thank god I tuned in to media day. I would have been so in the dark.

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  7. I would offer the worst advice for a kid’s term paper. I would end up saying it’s verbose, boring and should be made into a movie instead.

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  8. I wrote this work email today to a vendor: “Please let me know if this order has been submitted into your sister.” Puts auto text to shame.

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  9. It would be nice to be like France; an entire country that works part time: a 35 hour week.

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  10. You know how I hate uninteresting personal updates BUT had to just let those who know, Magical Mystery Marmalade and I are back on.

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